| You
might be a Redemption® fanatic if... |
- you have memorized
every Redemption card and can quote them in order of brigade color,
expansion set, male/female/demon/thing, alphabetical order, by
artist, and by Scripture verse.
- you have played Redemption
while standing on your head, just for fun.
- you know the difference
between the limited and unlimited A & B rulebooks (and have
them both in your collection).
- you have given a
complete set of Redemption cards to your friend, just so you would
have someone else to beat...I mean...to play.
- you have named one
of your children after your favorite Redemption card.
- your entire room
is wallpapered with uncut Redemption card sheets.
- you have a complete
set of MINT condition Redemption cards, including all varients,
errors, & promo cards. (That never get played.)
- you have over 15,631
Redemption cards...and know it.
- other Redemption
players refer to you using words like, "great", "awesome", &
"unbelievable".
- other Redemption
players address you by saying, "Sir..."
- you play with twelve
different decks, all consisting of a different strategy.
- you quote Rob
Anderson more than your own mom.
- you have had nightmares
at night about playing Redemption and drawing all Lost Souls.
- you have recently
opened up a blue booster pack, got an Authority of Christ,
and your reponse was..."Oh".
- you have at least
150 buckler cards...of each edition.
- you own your own
Redemption website.
- you have memorized
every single Redemption website...and when each was last updated.
- you not only know
all the Redemption artists by name, but have their home addresses
and phone numbers.
- you know more about
the next expansion set than the guys at Cactus do.
- when you hear the
words "limited edition" you automatically think BLUE BOOSTERS.
- when sending in card
ideas you send a CD because the card list file was so large it
wouldn't fit on a floppy disk.
- you are in church
and the pastor mentions the Prince of this World and your
first thought is "Do I have any banding cards?"
- in Sunday school,
your teacher is talking about Martyrs and all you can think about
is how your best friend Martyred your 35/35 Moses.
- you own the flaming
sword puzzle, even though it has nothing to do with Redemption
or Cactus Game Design.
- someone asks you
if you have a Destruction of Nehushtan to trade and you respond,
"Yes, how many do you want?"
- you think having
a bad game is drawing the Son of God...on your third turn.
- you go to e-bay to
check for Redemption auctions and you automatically type in the
search box "www.redemption.com".
- you are playing a
game of Redemption, your opponent plays Confusion, searches
your entire deck, then quietly puts your deck down and informs
you that he quits.
- you went off to summer
Bible camp and forgot your Bible...but remembered your Redemption
cards.
- you have only won
one lost soul but you inform your opponent that you will play
with the remaining ten cards in your hand...for the rest of the
game.
- you give your best
friend your best deck and you play a starter deck...and win.
- you have collected
all 100 Redemption Collector Milk Caps.
- upon hearing the
name Goliath you think Goliath's Spear before you
think David.
- you have read to
the bottom of this entire list and said, "How did he know all
that about me?"
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